Kim Jong Un to Donald Trump - "THANKS"

Donald Trump is raising Seoul’s financial obligation for continued U.S. military presence in South Korea by 500% starting next year or he’s pulling all the troops out.

Think Seoul will agree to Trump's extortion scheme?

If starting tomorrow you had to pay five times as much for any food you purchased what would be your response?

But North Korea's Kim Jong Un could not be happier with this turn of events. He might achieve what his father and grandfather could never achieve, the complete removal of the U.S. from the Korean peninsula.

And he gets to keep all his nuclear weapons.

Kim says "감사합니다, 트럼프 대통령."

The F-52 Fighter - Trump's Stealth Jet

          Trump Sells Norway a Pig-in-a-Poke

It took some time to research, almost a week, to find Trump’s F-52 fighter jet that he claims the U.S. sold to the Norwegians. I consulted two friends I know who work in defense industries for our nation’s military, and one who is in the air force, and all three of them assured me the aircraft does "exist" (and they used air quotes when they said it)...in the mind of a feeble, poorly-educated, draft-dodging clown who attained the highest office in the land thanks to the aid of Russia. It apparently has replaced almost all F-16 Fighting Falcons and about a quarter of the F-22 Raptors in our arsenal. Training is currently being carried out at Elgin Air Force Base near Fort Walton Beach in the Florida Panhandle.

A three-quarter view of the F-52 on a taxiway

          I was told in a tongue-in-cheek manner that the F-52 is referred to as the “Cheshire Cat.” Needless to say, specs on the machine are classified but it definitely is a stealth aircraft… SO stealth, no one’s seen it, not even the Norwegians who Trump seems to think were gullible enough to buy a fleet of them from the U.S. That same rumor-mill states that the check for the F-52s was made out to a "well-known Amerikan" and issued through Deutsche Bank.

          I was advised where I might be able to take some pictures of the F-52 Cheshire Cat, from an unobtrusive place near Cobb’s Overrun at the southeastern end of the runway at Eglin, so here are some that I snapped last week…Notice how light wraps around them so well that they are almost impossible to see…The first picture is a comparison shot of the F-52 to a standard truck…

…here are four of them being readied for flight… and the first one preparing to take off… 

…a selection of them flying overhead, in a finger-four formation, and doing a low-level pass just offshore…

For the record, Norway did buy F-35 aircraft, but everyone from Prime Minister Solberg down to airman third class Per Arne Værnes at Bodø Main Air Station says that is all they bought. Trump’s announcement about the Norwegians purchasing F-52 Cheshire Cats is met with understandable derision.

When I asked Google Home to show me a picture of Trump’s F-52, this is what it found, after checking with Siri and Alexa first.

Enough Pandering to the Handicapped, Too.

        

         It’s about time. We’ve been indulging another minority for a few decades and thanks to Trump it should now stop too.

A new era [actually an old era, but one that Trump and his supporters remember fondly] is here. We have returned to a time of rugged individualism, of pulling ourselves up by our own bootstraps and learning to live without the government doing anything for us…a time when whiners, crybabies, and the disabled weren’t tolerated. They were rightly shunned. What do the namby-pamby, sniveling fuss buckets, and the disabled give back to society? Nothing. They just take, take, and take. And the American taxpayer has to foot the bill as well as put up with their bitching about equal opportunity. Not in Trump's America. All that has changed.

President Trump has courageously tweeted that transgender people can no longer serve in our military…because of the cost and the disruption…which doesn’t actually exist, but why let facts get in the way…so now it’s time to address the cost and disruption of handicapped ramps, handicapped stalls, and handicapped parking spaces. Handicapped people make up a small portion of our population, maybe even less than the transgender population, so why do we have to use our tax dollars to appease them?

          If we don’t need those 15,000 or so transgenders serving and defending the country, then we sure as hell don’t need to accommodate people in a wheelchair or have some disability where they think they should get special treatment. Maybe those transgender servicemen and women are performing a valuable service, but Trump has made it abundantly clear he doesn’t want their service. So what are the wheelchair-bound and other handicapped people providing? Short answer, it's not any recognizable service…it's obstruction, excessive use of parking and bathroom space, a drain on the economy, and causing others the discomfort of having to see them in public. That's just for starters. We don't want their 'service' either. If Trump can ban transgenders, he can ban these mooches too.

When the wheelchair-bound and disabled are out in public and need a bathroom, they’ll have to use it like everyone else. (Stop and think about it. What did the disabled do 50 years ago? Well, just do that again and stop whining to the government to make things easier for you!) Or just stay home and do your business. By banning transgenders, Trump is saying he wants to make the country great again where you didn't have to see them, so it’s a logical step toward not having to see the handicapped either. Make America Great Again by not making us uncomfortable. Trump is indicating that if it makes us uncomfortable, then it needs to go. Besides, it’s healthier and builds character if we use the stairs rather than a wheelchair ramp anyway. Only about 10% of the population needs them. Why should the other 90% have to be inconvenienced?

If you catch a handicapped person whining about their disability, you know what to do. That’s another way to make America great again.

Unless you, unfortunately, happen to develop a bone spur in your foot...or just make up that disability Then the system needs to be restructured to your wants, needs, and desires, especially if it helps to avoid military service. But…and this is a very important but…this only applies to an extraordinary man. A man who was born into a wealthy family and had been given everything by his father in order to make millions of dollars, who then goes bankrupt four times, loses three casinos, is sued over 360 times by the people he has cheated in business - or because he set up a phony university or something like that, is repeatedly unfaithful to and divorces his first two wives and marries a third (who within two months the man is bragging on an Access Hollywood bus that he might cheat on her and boasts about grabbing other women by the pussy). That kind of man deserves respect, deference, sympathy, loyalty….and is entirely above reproach.

After all, he set the bar on how much respect these disabled people deserve.

President Trump - Please Remember Your Promises to Us



Dear President Trump,

          You made many, many promises and guarantees while campaigning for the highest office in the land and you have succeeded beyond just about everyone’s wildest expectations. You are now my president too and all who voted for you expect you to honor every one of those promises. I don’t want you to forget what you told us you would do, many times "on day one", or  "as soon as I'm elected", so I have kept a list of things you repeated to crowds all over the U.S. These are certainly not all of your promises, but it is a good start…so here we go:

Mr. President, how soon will you repeal the Affordable Care Act, or "ObamaCare", and replace it with your better program? You guaranteed this at virtually every rally so please don't let us down on this one as we're counting on you to toss it ALL out.

How soon can we expect a Special Prosecutor to look into Hillary Clinton’s lies and email scandal and see to it she is jailed? Even if Obama's last executive order is pardoning her, don't let her off the hook. "LOCK HER UP" means exactly that.

How soon will the wall along the Mexican border go up, and how will the Mexicans be forced to pay for it?

How soon will you start hiring Americans to begin building that wall from the Gulf of Mexico to the Pacific Ocean? How much will they be paid per hour...on average? What kind of wall will it be - the type of materials used, its length, width, height, will it be electrified, how deep will it go...etc.?

How soon can you begin deporting all 11 to 12 million undocumented workers and illegal immigrants including small children who were born here?

How soon will you hire the huge number of agents that will be needed to search for, arrest, and deport them? In what will they be deported...truck, train, boat, airplane...etc.? Where will they be held until deportation? Will they be provided with any medical care, water or food while waiting? How will that be paid for?

How soon will we see your “great economic plan”. And when can we expect to “double our growth and have the strongest economy anywhere in the world”? (Which you said on national TV on 11/09/16, the day after you were elected.)

How soon will you release your tax records so we are finally treated to proof you are as rich and successful as you have continually reminded us you are?

How soon can we expect you to reform the Veterans Administration?

How soon will the ban on Muslims entering the U.S.be put into effect?

You have said repeatedly that when you become president “ISIS...GONE!” and that you have a plan to get rid of them. Then you said once you became president, your generals will have 30 days to come up with a plan (why do they need 30 days when you already have a plan?). What is your timeline for ISIS to be “GONE”? Will you commit to using U.S. soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines to engage in combat wherever ISIS fighters are located?

How soon will you scrap NAFTA and the Trans-Pacific Pact and renegotiate the treaties?

How soon can we expect you to impose up to 35% higher tariffs on Chinese and Mexican goods dumped on our markets, all while keeping the deficit in check?.

How soon will you cut the taxes on the wealthy and on businesses?

How soon will you overhaul the Tax Code as you guaranteed at most rallies?

How soon will the U.S. withdraw from any agreement that tries to curtail climate change?

How soon will you tear up the Iran/nuclear deal and renegotiate it?

How soon will we renegotiate our military agreement with NATO?

How soon can you start to fix the nation’s roads, waterways and railroad infrastructure?

How soon before we can finally see some curtailment of the First Amendment by changing the libel laws, making it easier to sue someone?

Will you immediately strengthen the Second Amendment so that no one, now or in the future, can take any of our guns away or weaken what kind of firearms, clips and ammo we can own?

How soon will you appoint Supreme Court Justices who will overturn same sex marriage and Roe v Wade? And as an added bonus, how soon will you establish a punishment for women who have an abortion?

How soon will you implement a program to fix the inner cities where you said African-Americans suffer from 50% jobless rates, failing schools, and crime so rampant people are afraid to leave their homes?

How soon will our CIA and military be allowed to use torture, waterboarding, carpet bombing…and, as you put it, “much worse”, again?

How soon will we be able to pursue and kill the families of terrorists in foreign countries? What kind of standing army will we need to carry that out and prevent retaliatory attacks on the U.S. or American families overseas?

How soon will you force China, Mexico, India, Vietnam and other places you said have taken our jobs, to return them to us?

You said you were going to be the “Law & Order” president. What will that mean? How much will the police forces grow? How will those additional officers be paid with so many taxes being cut?

As your spokesman Dan Scavino Jr. tweeted on October 25, 2016 “Watch what happens to her after the election”, how soon can we expect Megyn Kelly to be removed from Fox News? What WILL happen to her?

We’d love to have a time line so we know how quickly we will see our nation returning to its perceived lost Greatness.

 

Thanks.

 A registered Republican who votes.

P.S. Is it now acceptable that if I see an attractive woman, I can grab her by the pussy? We discuss this frequently in the locker room, and since your wife grabs her own, surely it's permissible, correct?

From Melania's nude photo shoot for the January 1997 issue of Max Magazine

Misunderstanding Trump

       He's number 1.....He's number 1.....He's number 1

          Poor, poor misunderstood Donald Trump. Here he is trying to steer the country back onto the right path after what he calls the failure of the Obama presidency, and everyone is instead distracted by his perceived verbal gaffs. It’s hampering his shot at the White House where he says he’ll ‘Make America Great Again’. Incidentally, that motto was plagiarized from Ronald Reagan who used “Let’s Make America Great Again” in the 1980s. Trump says he came up with the phrase on his own and that it has nothing to do with Reagan’s. But does anyone pay attention to his making America great…again? No. All people want to do is misquote him or knowingly misrepresent what he implied. He speaks his mind off-the-cuff-like, and then the media puts its own spin on it to make him look like a first-class jerk. That’s because what was recorded and what we heard was simply a misunderstanding of what he said. In other words, it’s our fault, not his.

        For example:

In a Sept. 2015 Rolling Stone interview, Trump is quoted saying about rival GOP candidate Carly Fiorina: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?" He claims he wasn’t talking about her looks, “I'm talking about persona," he corrected everyone. And we can believe him. When he uses the word ‘face’ twice, it’s simply our not realizing he meant a theatrical mask.

 At the Republican debate in August 2015, after moderator Megyn Kelly asked him about the sexist comments he’s made, such as calling some women "fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals," Trump retaliated later by saying she had "blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her, wherever…" He claims he meant her nose. Obviously. “Wherever…” always means nose. He even added the caveat "Only a deviant would think anything else" while also tossing in that Megyn was a “bimbo”. He wouldn’t stoop to saying anything sexist that might refer to her menstruation cycle, or compare woman to dogs, pigs, slobs…or bimbos. We can believe him because it was clearly a misunderstanding of where ‘wherever’ was located.

 Earlier this year, Trump retweeted — and then deleted — a tweet that said, "If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” He said it was a staffer’s fault. It wasn’t him that tweeted it, even though it was just like his other comments. “Satisfy” wasn’t referencing anything sexual, it was simply misunderstood.

Trump says he loves bimbos...er, broads...that is, babes...you know, sex objects.

Trump consistently insults, belittles, and stereotypes women, having disparaged Sarah Jessica Parker, Katy Perry, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Bette Midler, Angelina Jolie, even Ivana when he was still married to her. He is quoted as saying women are essentially aesthetically-pleasing objects, that sexual assault in the military is totally expected, that women need to rely on sex appeal, and that women fawn over him because he’s rich and powerful. But those don’t really reveal his thinking on women. People are just misunderstanding the context of his comments.

The draft dodger and the POW

 Even people he has no quarrel with, like Senator John McCain, are Trump targets. “He’s not a war hero.” Trump snarled in an interview last July in Iowa with Republican pollster Frank Luntz. When called out several times on TV for it, Trump claimed he didn’t say it, then tried to backpedal by saying that he said McCain “WAS a war hero, but nobody wants to play that part” [of the interview]. He thinks the recording will exonerate him, where he clearly says McCain “wasn’t a war hero…Okay, he’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured, okay?” When he mocks a former prisoner of war, claiming he wasn’t a war hero because his aircraft was shot down over Hanoi and McCain could not avoid being caught by North Vietnamese forces because he broke both arms and one leg in the ensuing crash…that that actually counts as him saying McCain IS a war hero. His perspective was simply misunderstood.

Mexicans are drug runners, criminals and rapists, breast feeders are horrible people, free trade is terrible (except when he does it), the Chinese can be beaten only by him, it’s just stupid people who care about him previously filing for bankruptcy, that his pregnant wife Melania had become “a monster” (which he said was a positive statement about her), and that he got a draft deferment during the Vietnam War because he had a bone spur in his foot. When politely asked which foot, he stammered and then said “You’ll look it up in the records, it’s in the records.” He just couldn't remember, even with a 50/50 chance of getting it right.

Yes, Jesus loves lying, self-centered, sexist, thrice-married, white billionaires

 As The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart once asked about Trump “What the f*%k is wrong with him?” It’s a question that's being asked every day; because that’s at least the frequency the current GOP front runner makes a bombastic statement. The downside is he gets away with it. His supporters love the comments. They eat it up and demand more…and their numbers are growing. He is never held accountable for saying some of the most pig-headed, narrow-minded, and politically-damaging things as he runs for the highest office in the land. He’s just misunderstood. How clear does he have to say things, about bimbos and others, to be understood?

However, there IS one bimbo who is squarely in Trump’s corner… 

Of course...makes total sense!

If we end up with a President Trump, get ready for the rest of the world to wonder “Are the Americans just completely insane?” Below is already how the world sees candidate Trump, and it’s only going to get worse.