Wednesday, December 03, 2014

Road Rage Catches God off Guard


On November 11, 2014, a young woman in Houston Texas was shot while driving her car, another of those increasingly common road rage incidents. The surprise is, the gunman was an off duty Harris County Constable, Reserve Deputy Kenneth Caplan. The shooting took place when the 20 year old woman was in rush hour traffic on the 610 Loop south of the city. She told authorities that a car swerved over and cut her off, so she honked her horn, accelerated, and cut in front of him in retaliation. According to the report, the other driver then sped up, pulled alongside her, rolled down his window and pointed a gun.

“He was aiming at me,” she said. ”I thought he was just going to cuss me out. It didn’t register that I was going to get shot.” In the car with Caplan was an unidentified woman who leaned back so the Deputy could get a better bead on his target. Just as he pulled the trigger, the victim had a moment of lucidity and tilted her head to the right. Caplan’s bullet creased the left side of her head, leaving a deep groove. Stunned and bleeding, she stopped her car on the freeway and called 911. Several other drivers also called 911 with some reporting a description of Caplan’s vehicle as it sped away. Paramedics arrived and rushed the woman to the emergency room. Doctors at Memorial Hermann Hospital commented that she was lucky to be alive and that “this case is one in a million.”

Information led to the identification of Kenneth Caplan as the suspect. He is currently in jail with bond set at $200,000. It remains to be seen if he will be given paid time off or charged with attempted murder. No word on who was the female in the car with him, or if she’ll face any charges.

And then strangeness enters the picture. After being shot by a highway lunatic, after EMTs and doctors save her life, after surgeons at the hospital place eight staples in her scalp to close the wound and keep her for three days to make sure she would recover, she claims that God has given her a second chance…not the quick-responding emergency personnel, not the doctors, not a deputy with poor target acquisition skills…she appeals to the imaginary for still being on this side of the dirt. To me, adding God to this only makes things worse. This God pulls a couple of strings and spares her life by letting the bullet glance off her head instead of blowing it off, and she thinks this is okay? Why didn’t that entity just calm her so she wouldn’t have retaliated, or better yet, intervene so Caplan’s car doesn’t swerve and precipitate the whole incident? What kind of a God does she believe in? No benevolent being operates this way.

With an assumed second chance now granted, the young woman says she wants Caplan off the streets. “He tried to kill me,“ she said. “I’m worried that since he’s a cop, they’re going to let him off easy.”
                                               Close call
The victim requested anonymity while talking with reporters

Why doesn’t she refer the matter to God through prayer? If God is the reason for her second chance, maybe, once and for all, he can address the whole human penchant for road rage.
However, God might be planning to give Caplan a “second chance” too. The young woman is justified with her concern because Caplan has only been charged with “aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.” One cynical observer noted Caplan’s defense will probably be “…’The noise from her horn startled me to the point where, when she cut me off, I feared for my life and was forced to engage’. At worst, he’ll get a short term suspension with pay, just you watch.” Conceivably, Caplan could walk, in which case, he may get a second chance to finish the job he started on November 11th.

Notice any similarities to the Waffen SS?

I hope the cynical observer is wrong but this is the kind of treatment more and more Americans are experiencing when it comes to law enforcement. Police are now an extension of the military and are often no longer subject to the laws they are sworn to uphold. Possibly that’s all in God’s great plan. Law enforcement has His blessing to use us as targets whenever, wherever. Since most of us don’t wear a badge, we didn’t get the memo.
Why does the victim think God spared her?  Why, in his infinite wisdom, didn’t God just prevent it? Did this incident catch God off guard and all he could do was deflect the bullet at the last instant so she was only grazed by it? How was that done? Did god interfere with: 1. Caplan’s aim, 2. the bullet, 3. the young woman’s head movement, or 4. did He slow her car at the opportune time? God truly does work in mysterious ways if this is how the episode unfolded.


I would also like to ask her which God gave her that second chance. The Christian god isn't inclined to offer second chances (Look at how he deals with Adam and Eve, the people of Sodom and Gomorrah, and, supposedly, every living thing when He sends the great Flood.) so maybe she was calling on something we’re not familiar with. Only the young victim can clear this up.

Yes, she’s lucky to be alive, but it is no thanks to some invisible, celestial puppeteer.