Saturday, September 21, 2019

A Clown Gets a Pie in the Face

        Why wait? We need laughter now. If only for a moment. So we'd benefit from a hilarious distraction away from the constant chaos, mounting scandals and lawsuits, violations of the Constitution, the subjugation of American democracy, and destroying whatever international goodwill was left toward this nation. There's got to be a pie out there somewhere with his name on it.

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Lest We Forget - Donald Trump Memories

         This is a small example of how much 'respect' for our military Trump has. Does our military matter to him at all? Well, when he takes $3.6 billion out of the Defense Department budget that was meant to help our military and their families in order to stroke his ego with his vanity wall project, what do you think? Trump doesn't care. To him, our military budget = Mexico. Trump's comment at the top, from a Howard Stern radio show, gives you all the insight you need to determine Trump's regard for our military. What happened in Vietnam is the same as avoiding STDs from all the unprotected vaginas Trump managed to assault in the 70s and 80s.  And when you're a star, they let you do it... Just in case anyone in the GOP forgot.

Friday, September 06, 2019

Only an Idiot Like Trump



Only an idiot would…
…believe windmill noises cause cancer.
…think raking a forest floor will prevent forest fires.
…want to use nuclear bombs to stop hurricanes.
…think you need a photo ID to buy cereal.
…claim Continental Army soldiers captured the airfields around Washington DC in 1776.
…think he can buy Greenland. (This idiot can’t even take care of Puerto Rico, a much smaller island)
…retweet and endorse a post that referred to him as the King of Israel and like the second coming of God. (Since the Jews aren’t waiting for God again, he probably meant Jesus.)
…admit on camera he is willing to break the law to stay in office, by accepting foreign assistance and by telling government employees to violate the law and he’ll pardon them after they seize private property illegally using Eminent Domain, ignore impact reviews, destroy local infrastructure, defile a historic cemetery…etc, in order to build a wall that simply panders to his base.

         This idiot tweeted a highly classified photo of a failed Iranian rocket launch that had not been cleared for publication by the Dept. of National Intelligence. To avoid charges of illegally exposing highly sensitive material to our adversaries, ex post facto he asserted an “absolute right” to release it as president as if there was nothing wrong with doing so. It's the same as in 2017 when from the Oval Office he confidentially bragged to the Russians about highly classified information from a spy inside ISIS. We found out about this from the TASS photographer in the room and then from the Israeli government. Trump brushed it off by asserting he never mentioned Israel by name, while in Israel. H R McMaster was forced to go out before the public and further muddy the waters to cover up Trump's massive security blunder. Two weeks earlier it was revealed that in a phone conversation with Rodrigo Duterte, he nonchalantly mentioned that two US nuclear subs had been positioned just off the coast of North Korea, a serious violation of military procedure. Again the White House scrambled to issue an after-the-fact justification that explained 'of course Trump had the right to do so as president.' How is any of this serving, protecting, and defending our country? And this idiot has our nuclear codes.
        Only this idiot would pose with a thumbs up next to Melania holding a child survivor of the Aug. 3rd El Paso mass murder whose shooter had cited Trump’s word ‘invaders’ to murder that child’s Hispanic parents.

Only this idiot would rail against socialism then turn around and dole out $28 billion taxpayer dollars to farmers who have been financially ruined by his trade war with China.
Without any evidence this idiot accused the Clintons of being complicit in the death of Jeffrey Epstein.
Without any evidence this idiot accused Ted Cruz’s father of being involved in the assassination of JFK.
Without any evidence this idiot claimed Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was murdered.
Without any evidence this idiot said Hillary Clinton got almost 3 million more votes than he did only because 3 to 5 million illegals voted in 2016.
Without any evidence this idiot claimed a judge who was born in Indiana of Mexican parents could not do his job because Trump was building a wall on the Mexican border.
Without any evidence this idiot claimed Barak Obama created ISIS.
Without any evidence this idiot accused Barak Obama of wiretapping his phone in Trump Tower.
Without any evidence, this idiot accused Barak Obama of being foreign-born for five years. Then, when the proof was demanded, he simply said he didn’t find anything. So to Trump, no evidence = fact.
Like a five-year-old, this idiot insults the physical appearance of rival candidates and their spouses or makes up a childish playground bully type of name to call them. He even fat-shames his own supporters.
Only this idiot would think that since we have nuclear weapons in our arsenal we should use them…and not just on hurricanes.
This idiot doesn’t even know what 5G means yet brags incessantly that no one knows more about technology than he does.
This idiot still claims Alabama was threatened by Hurricane Dorian and defaced an official weather map to maintain his fiction that it was in danger even though the National Weather Service showed the storm would stay well off the eastern seaboard two days before he made the claim.

This idiot makes up phone calls with world leaders, brags about letters he’s received but can’t prove he actually has, and can’t even operate an umbrella. He lives in a make-believe world where facts don’t matter, where truth doesn’t matter, where integrity doesn’t matter, nor does character matter. Only he matters. This man does idiotic things that wouldn't amount to a hill of beans if he weren't president. But he is and those actions endanger us and the world. 
Cabinet members, you took an oath of office to defend the Constitution and the nation, not Donald Trump. It’s time to take your oath seriously and save our republic from what this idiot is doing. History expects nothing less from you.