America's new Mount Rushmore of Olympic Liars
No apologies…none…there will be no
mea culpa from Ryan Lochte and the three other U.S. swimmers at the 2016
Olympics in Rio de Janeiro. Know why? Because of Donald Trump and Hillary
Clinton, that’s why! If it’s good enough for presidential candidates to never
own up to a lie, why should it be any less for Gold Medal winning U.S.
Olympians?
Donald wouldn’t apologize for being
an American and neither should these world class liars…uh, that is, athletes. Only losers
apologize. Only someone who recognizes and practices right from wrong
apologies. These classic American swimmers represent the best of America. The
America that Donald Trump wants to make great again and that Hillary believes
she is entitled to lead. We’re not great until we have athletes who can kick
any other country’s ass in the pool, then kick the ass of the host countries
gas station attendants who think their private property is somehow off limits
to inebriated American Olympians. All the guys wanted was some respect, even if
they were too drunk to understand what that was. Only security guards armed
with loaded weapons put the brakes on the whole episode. And that’s just wrong.
It is certain these Americans are better than Brazilians, because, you know…the
Olympics. And they just won Gold. They have a right to make up any story they
want explaining themselves. If they choose to blame the Brazilians for holding
them accountable, who can blame them for pulling a story right out of their
ass(es)?
Olympic Gold Medalists show host country why U.S. is better
Lochte understands, based on
listening to Donald Trump and/or Hillary Clinton that he owes nothing to anyone
for pissing outside a restroom, vandalizing the facility, and fighting against
those attempting to prevent the swimmers from leaving the crime scene. Because
those Brazilians may have become some of the rapists and drug runners Trump
warned us about in 2015, or that might have read some of Hillary’s unsecured
emails and provided that information to ISIS. Sure, some of them may be good
people, but actually, Donald was talking about Mexicans, not Brazilians so
never mind. We don’t know who read Hillary’s emails, so we can conjecture that
it may have been these Brazilians, who, in a moment of sympathy for radical
Islamic terrorists, supplied ISIS with some trivial nonsense that they could
later claim was a reason to blow someone up. See what Hillary’s unsecured
server could lead to?
If their mouths are open, they're lying.
Ryan Lochte has lost his
endorsement from Speedo thanks to this misunderstood episode, but as the saying
goes, when one door closes, another one opens. It may be that he won’t need
Speedo’s tainted money anyway. Both Trump and Clinton will need a speech
writer, and given their penchant for playing fast and loose with the truth,
Lochte will be the right person in the right place at the right time...an
Olympic liar with the job of making two of the worst candidates for president
look Abe-Lincoln-honest in comparison. Talk about an Olympic task!
...including lying!
