Lest We Forget - Donald Trump Memories

         This is a small example of how much 'respect' for our military Trump has. Does our military matter to him at all? Well, when he takes $3.6 billion out of the Defense Department budget that was meant to help our military and their families in order to stroke his ego with his vanity wall project, what do you think? Trump doesn't care. To him, our military budget = Mexico. Trump's comment at the top, from a Howard Stern radio show, gives you all the insight you need to determine Trump's regard for our military. What happened in Vietnam is the same as avoiding STDs from all the unprotected vaginas Trump managed to assault in the 70s and 80s.  And when you're a star, they let you do it... Just in case anyone in the GOP forgot.

Fake it 'til you break it -- A False Presidency and a Fantasy Wall

Now that the Supreme Court has determined that Mexico - as in “Mexico will pay for the wall” - is located in the Defense Department’s budget, it’s time to consider Trump’s “wall.”

Trump's wall is as fake as his understanding of the presidency.

His wall is as fake as his marriages.

His wall is as fake as his love for Don Junior, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron.

His wall is as fake as his comb-over.

His wall is as fake as his conservatism.

His wall is as fake as his religious beliefs.

His wall is as fake as his golf handicap.

His wall is as fake as the top 10 floor numbers of Trump Tower

Need I say more? Okay…

His wall is as fake as his patriotism.

His wall is as fake as his skin color...

Add your own.

Trump's Coming Non-existent National Emergency to Fund his Wall

At Trump’s February 5^th State of the Union address, he said “In the past, most of the people in this room voted for a wall, but the proper wall never got built. I will get it built…simply put, walls work and walls save lives,” But saying walls work and walls save lives is like saying ‘life vests work and life vests save lives’, so is everyone supposed to now wear a life preserver whenever they go outside, and especially if they cross a bridge or walk next to a lake? Did the Great Wall in China keep out the plundering hordes from the north - which was its intended purpose? Did the Maginot Line in France keep out Germany in 1940? If you want to get Biblical, did the walls at Jericho protect them from Joshua’s army?

Trump claimed ownership for the shutdown in his Jan. 31st Oval Office press conference, “If I didn’t do the shutdown, people wouldn’t know — they wouldn’t understand the subject. Now they understand the subject. They realize what a humanitarian crisis it is.” The shutdown was an educational opportunity for Trump to help Americans understand what a humanitarian he was by drawing attention to his manufactured emergency subject ---> Mexico hasn’t held up their end of Trump’s campaign promise so Trump decided it is only right that Americans should come up with the Border Wall money instead! Maybe somewhere, somehow, some way, someday, Mexico might reimburse us, who knows? This stupid semantics game needs to end. The issue is not about ‘border security’ even though that’s how Trump and the GOP try to frame it. The issue is about who pays for Trump's big beautiful wall.

Not one U.S. penny should be spent on a wall Trump boasted, bragged, and guaranteed his crowds that Mexico would pay for…gladly.

Still, Trump has used the past few days sugar-coating the fresh fecal material that he was feeding his base after losing the government shutdown confrontation. The ‘president’ then insinuated he’d won…

…by issuing a threat.

“If we don’t get a fair deal from Congress, (‘fair deal’ means you give me what I want) the government will either shut down on Feb. 15, again, or I will use the powers afforded to me under the laws and Constitution of the United States to address this emergency,” Trump said Friday.

Dammit, one of you reporters should have immediately asked him to cite where in the Constitution he is granted those powers. It’s guaranteed he wouldn’t have been able to do it. (It’s in Article II.)

But there is no emergency.

None.

He is shouting “fire” in a crowded theater where there is no fire.

Trump even states he is "prepared to shut down the government again if my demands aren’t met.” Does this sound like a negotiator or a Mafia boss? So once again the nation's safety has to be put at great risk, government functions grind to a halt, and federal employees are forced to go without paychecks because no one is giving in to the demands of the petulant five-year-old-acting president. Trump frequently sounds like a child arguing with his mother.

The fact that Trump doesn’t recognize the emergency right now, or at any time during the 35-day shutdown, attests to the lack of a crisis.

This past record-breaking shutdown was entirely based on a campaign promise Trump couldn’t keep. It was done by Trump to placate his bruised ego.

The Congressional Budget Office released a report showing Trump’s shutdown cost taxpayers an additional $11 billion tacked on to the federal deficit. Think about what we COULD have used that money for.

With all this Trump-induced chaos, one has to wonder what we’re going to miss if Trump declares his National Emergency. We’ve been so distracted by the daily Trump-inflicted wounds on America that we’ve lost sight on what’s going on in the Middle East, Central and South America, Asia, Africa, and Europe. This distraction has only helped our adversaries. They can see what is happening across the nation and they are taking full advantage of it. We’re going to pay a lot for that negligence down the road.

And it’s all because of Trump.

How Trump Can Further Show Just What an Extraordinary Military Commander He Is

               There’s a caravan walking at about 2 to 3 miles an hour through Mexico at this moment made up of primarily impoverished families who are escaping the violence and lack of job opportunities in the Central American countries where they are from. Donald Trump is insisting at his rallies, at press conferences, and at brief encounters with reporters outside the White House, that they are a brutal invasion force. They are still over 800 miles from the southeastern border of Texas, but the general direction suggests they are heading toward California which is over 2000 miles from their present location. (They are near a strange place in Mexico that Fox’s Lou Dobbs called ‘Juar-ll-daaaaaaa.' I haven’t been able to find it on a map of Mexico either.) At the rate they are travelling, it will take them at least 2 weeks to a month to reach the U.S. if they come here at all. But to Trump, the danger is now, today, immediately, so he has told Defense Secretary James Mattis to send armed troops…5000, 5200, 10,000, no 15,000…to meet the threat. That’s more than the U.S. has deployed in Afghanistan, Syria and Iraq to fight ISIS.

If you don’t look too closely, the men in that caravan are…(maybe they’re Middle Eastern, who knows?)…of military age, strong and virile (but unarmed, except for some rocks they might be able to throw). Reporters actually travelling with the caravan describe them as mostly thin, underfed young fathers, and teenage boys who are desperately trying to avoid being forced into joining a gang. Trump along with Fox news claims the women are being cowed into marching in the front of this invasion force in order to form a human shield for those men. And even worse, the women are keeping their babies close to themselves, and the young children nestled around them to provide an extra layer of bodies for the mass of terrifying invaders behind them, and those kids are riddled with diseases like smallpox, leprosy, aids, tuberculosis, and even STDs. According to Fox news hosts, Fox news guests, and many Trump supporters, they are all being paid by billionaire George Soros or the Democratic Party. How do they know? They say it is just so obvious and hinting that members of our own congress must also be going down there and urging them on, encouraging them to sweep into the U.S., and make sure to vote for Democrats…so they can rip health care away from law-abiding white Christian Americans, take over our cities, take away all our jobs…and kneel when the National Anthem is played!

These are the dangerous invaders Trump is warning about

From the Oval Office Trump admitted that “nobody knows for sure” whether there are gang members, ISIS soldiers, or Middle Eastern terrorists in among the caravan, but it’s possible…anything is possible. Why he doesn’t say that their pockets are all stuffed with millions in gold coins and they are coming to give it to Americans, free…is unknowable. But isn’t’ that also possible if anything is possible? He says he “tries to tell the truth” but the qualifier is he “tries”, not “does.”

If Trump really thinks this is truly a dangerous invasion force, why doesn’t he use the same tactic that has worked so well for him in the past? The tactic that makes disreputable news anchors wax poetically about how beautiful their launch is, how their use makes him appear more presidential to certain members of Congress, how Ivanka thinks it makes him…I mean, how Melania thinks it makes him more manly and desirable, how the use of them showcases what a strong, powerful, forward-thinking leader he is, all from the safety and comfort of one of his golf resorts?

Launch Tomahawk cruise missiles at them.

Trump insisted that Syria, a country far, far away and no threat to us, deserved to have cruise missiles launched at them…twice. If they were a threat, how much more is a threat just 2000 miles away and getting closer to our border? Since Trump is using the language of war, why not use our weapons of war? Just don’t distract him with a beautiful piece of chocolate cake or he’ll forget at which country he was supposed to launch them. We don’t need to wake up and find we’re now at war with Uruguay because Trump can’t tell the difference between that country and Mexico.

Not just cruise missiles either. Trump has no problem having our military and CIA launching missiles from drones over countries we are not at war with. If U.S. Predators and Reapers can send Hellfire missiles into wedding parties in Pakistan and schools in Yemen, then he can ignore Mexican sovereignty and launch missiles at the migrant caravan, too. Yemen, Pakistan, Mexico…what’s the difference?

But he mustn’t stop there. The world needs to see how tough Trump is. So send U.S. carrier groups into the Gulf of Mexico and down the Mexican Pacific coast to launch air attacks on the caravan. Maybe Trump can even ask for help from the Saudi Arabian Air Force which has lots of experience blowing up kids on buses and in schools in Yemen using U.S. weapons and hardware Trump sold to them. They’ll be able to show our pilots how and where to lay down ordinance to cause maximum damage. U.S. submarines can be included to add their missiles and firepower to the defense of the nation from this dangerous hoard of…poor people trying to escape the same war-like setting in their own countries.

Our F-117s, F-35s, A-10s, B-1s and B-2s can gain valuable experience dropping bombs on them or flying in low and slow and machine gunning them as they are strung out along Mexican roads. Sure, there will be some collateral damage and unintended casualties of Mexicans who happen to be too near a drop zone or target area, but innocent dead Mexicans is the price we have to pay to be free. Last year, Trump claimed he authorized our military in Afghanistan to drop a 21,000-pound non-nuclear bomb called a MOAB onto a suspected terrorist site. It was never confirmed that it was, but that’s immaterial. Plus, two innocent Afghani civilians were killed by it. However, dead Afghanis mean about as much to Trump as dead Mexicans. He can do the same to these violent migrant people. With a blast radius of over a mile, a MOAB will kill a good one-quarter of the first wave and make the rest of them think long and hard about wanting to come to the U.S. for anything.

                   Monkey see...monkey do!

It is certain Trump’s base will love this idea. Nothing makes them happier than to think Trump is killing thousands if not hundreds of thousands of non-white, non-English speaking people. They get giddy with the thought that, even with the massive tax cut that added $1.5 trillion dollars to the national debt - and there’s now GOP talk about gutting Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid to make up for some of that debt - that there’s still plenty of money laying around to throw at a military solution to the immigration issue…specifically these immigrants. What difference does a few billion dollars added to that deficit make if Trump can get a couple thousand dead immigrants out of it?

And as a last resort, if any of them do happen to reach the Rio Grande or the New Mexico, Arizona, or California border, and if they can be goaded into throwing a rock, Trump has ordered the 15,000 deployed soldiers there to consider that a weapon and then can now shoot-to-kill the migrants. Because in Trump’s way of thinking, a hand-thrown rock is as lethal as an AR-15 and deserves the return fire from one. That is what happens when you don’t serve in the military and make wild assumptions based on your feelings.

Military genius such as this can only come from someone who avoided service altogether with five draft deferments, suffered from a painful bone spur (or spurs…who knows for sure) in his foot, has never spent a day in the military, but overcame all that, and, using his vast military school background, has deployed the world’s mightiest military force to kill unarmed immigrants walking toward our southern border. We see this in every great military leader down through history. Leaders like…………..well, they must be there because how else would we know how great a military genius Trump is?

Remember, on June 16, 2016, Trump told Bill O’Reilly on Fox News that “No one is bigger or better at ‘the military’ than I am.”

If these migrants really are part of an invasion force, show us you are up to the task of defending the nation by the application of your Constitutional and presidential powers to stop them. Here is your chance to prove you understand it, Trump.

President Trump - Please Remember Your Promises to Us



Dear President Trump,

          You made many, many promises and guarantees while campaigning for the highest office in the land and you have succeeded beyond just about everyone’s wildest expectations. You are now my president too and all who voted for you expect you to honor every one of those promises. I don’t want you to forget what you told us you would do, many times "on day one", or  "as soon as I'm elected", so I have kept a list of things you repeated to crowds all over the U.S. These are certainly not all of your promises, but it is a good start…so here we go:

Mr. President, how soon will you repeal the Affordable Care Act, or "ObamaCare", and replace it with your better program? You guaranteed this at virtually every rally so please don't let us down on this one as we're counting on you to toss it ALL out.

How soon can we expect a Special Prosecutor to look into Hillary Clinton’s lies and email scandal and see to it she is jailed? Even if Obama's last executive order is pardoning her, don't let her off the hook. "LOCK HER UP" means exactly that.

How soon will the wall along the Mexican border go up, and how will the Mexicans be forced to pay for it?

How soon will you start hiring Americans to begin building that wall from the Gulf of Mexico to the Pacific Ocean? How much will they be paid per hour...on average? What kind of wall will it be - the type of materials used, its length, width, height, will it be electrified, how deep will it go...etc.?

How soon can you begin deporting all 11 to 12 million undocumented workers and illegal immigrants including small children who were born here?

How soon will you hire the huge number of agents that will be needed to search for, arrest, and deport them? In what will they be deported...truck, train, boat, airplane...etc.? Where will they be held until deportation? Will they be provided with any medical care, water or food while waiting? How will that be paid for?

How soon will we see your “great economic plan”. And when can we expect to “double our growth and have the strongest economy anywhere in the world”? (Which you said on national TV on 11/09/16, the day after you were elected.)

How soon will you release your tax records so we are finally treated to proof you are as rich and successful as you have continually reminded us you are?

How soon can we expect you to reform the Veterans Administration?

How soon will the ban on Muslims entering the U.S.be put into effect?

You have said repeatedly that when you become president “ISIS...GONE!” and that you have a plan to get rid of them. Then you said once you became president, your generals will have 30 days to come up with a plan (why do they need 30 days when you already have a plan?). What is your timeline for ISIS to be “GONE”? Will you commit to using U.S. soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines to engage in combat wherever ISIS fighters are located?

How soon will you scrap NAFTA and the Trans-Pacific Pact and renegotiate the treaties?

How soon can we expect you to impose up to 35% higher tariffs on Chinese and Mexican goods dumped on our markets, all while keeping the deficit in check?.

How soon will you cut the taxes on the wealthy and on businesses?

How soon will you overhaul the Tax Code as you guaranteed at most rallies?

How soon will the U.S. withdraw from any agreement that tries to curtail climate change?

How soon will you tear up the Iran/nuclear deal and renegotiate it?

How soon will we renegotiate our military agreement with NATO?

How soon can you start to fix the nation’s roads, waterways and railroad infrastructure?

How soon before we can finally see some curtailment of the First Amendment by changing the libel laws, making it easier to sue someone?

Will you immediately strengthen the Second Amendment so that no one, now or in the future, can take any of our guns away or weaken what kind of firearms, clips and ammo we can own?

How soon will you appoint Supreme Court Justices who will overturn same sex marriage and Roe v Wade? And as an added bonus, how soon will you establish a punishment for women who have an abortion?

How soon will you implement a program to fix the inner cities where you said African-Americans suffer from 50% jobless rates, failing schools, and crime so rampant people are afraid to leave their homes?

How soon will our CIA and military be allowed to use torture, waterboarding, carpet bombing…and, as you put it, “much worse”, again?

How soon will we be able to pursue and kill the families of terrorists in foreign countries? What kind of standing army will we need to carry that out and prevent retaliatory attacks on the U.S. or American families overseas?

How soon will you force China, Mexico, India, Vietnam and other places you said have taken our jobs, to return them to us?

You said you were going to be the “Law & Order” president. What will that mean? How much will the police forces grow? How will those additional officers be paid with so many taxes being cut?

As your spokesman Dan Scavino Jr. tweeted on October 25, 2016 “Watch what happens to her after the election”, how soon can we expect Megyn Kelly to be removed from Fox News? What WILL happen to her?

We’d love to have a time line so we know how quickly we will see our nation returning to its perceived lost Greatness.

 

Thanks.

 A registered Republican who votes.

P.S. Is it now acceptable that if I see an attractive woman, I can grab her by the pussy? We discuss this frequently in the locker room, and since your wife grabs her own, surely it's permissible, correct?

From Melania's nude photo shoot for the January 1997 issue of Max Magazine