Thursday, March 14, 2019

U.S.Flag Sues Trump


In a surprise legal case submitted to the 9th Circuit Court this past weekend, the United States Flag filed a criminal lawsuit against President Donald J. Trump alleging he molested her on numerous occasions in front of live cameras and before huge audiences. The lawsuit states the Flag repeatedly asked, even begged, the president to stop but he refused.
The Flag was explicit in that she wanted no money. She just wanted Trump to keep his hands off of her. She is asking that in order to drop the criminal charges, a lifetime restraining order must be enforced against Mr. Trump having contact with any U.S. flag.
Her lawsuit states she felt used and violated by the president and that at no time has she ever given her consent for him to hug her or even put his hands on her. She claims that without asking, Trump would put his lips on her stars, wrap his arms around her, rub his chest hard against her stripes, squeeze her suggestively in her most private creases and on at least two occasions “dry humped” her on stage. She was mortified when the audiences actually cheered louder and applauded Trump’s pornographic display against the flag he claimed to so widely revere. The lawsuit points out Trump’s blatant hypocrisy when he whines and complains about how unpatriotic it was to see NFL players kneeling during the National Anthem - yet he thought nothing of physically violating and then pretending to molest and have sex with the Flag on stage with hundreds if not thousands watching.
Like at the recent CPAC rally where Trump came out and grabbed the Flag right in the middle and would not let go even as she loudly protested for him to stop. He held on to her in what she describes as a humiliating embrace as the crowd gave him a standing ovation, all while Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” played – and explicitly at the line in the chorus about defending the flag. Trump was doing the exact opposite of defending the flag, as numerous photos and videos prove.

Those who applauded this despicable performance are the second-most vile and unpatriotic people this country has ever produced…right after the first one…the person they were congratulating.


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