Comrade Trump Makes Russia Great Again

Is big "so what"!

Is now confirmed by U.S. CIA that Russia influenced presidential election. Why shouldn’t Russia act in own interests? You Americans would do same. So what if Mr. Trump wins? He is our friend. We can get him to do what we want. Other candidates, not so much. We had technology, we had capability, and we had opportunity to do it, and if roles were reversed America would do same to us. Mr. Trump will allow Russia to assume its rightful place as dominant force in Europe and Asia…for starters.

Vladimir says "Shhhh, don't tell Americans."

Mr. Putin and Mr. Trump are, as you Americans say, two peas in pod, with Russian pea helping American pea so that, down road, American pea help Russian pea when right time comes. We know you would have had fit if the same accusations had been leveled against Mrs. Clinton. She would not yield to us like Trump. She not say good and encouraging things about Russia as Trump does. If information had proven that Clinton won due to Russian influence, election results would have been declared invalid and chaos would be end result. This way, with Russia helping Trump, everything is good. Trump propaganda machine even deflect any criticism by saying this all a hoax just like we ask him to. Is better for all.

We notice Trump is draining swamp in Washington DC and is putting the swamp in his cabinet. All these things help Russia! We are proud to lend a hand to help Make Russia Great Again, at America’s expense. We tell you this because…well, what can you do about it now anyway? Besides, he ask us to hack your computers. What did you expect?. Accept that Trump is our choic….ahem,,,your choice for president and move on, as he tells you to do.

Trump is comfortable as a Russian lackey

There is benefit to America, too. You are not so great in space anymore, eh? You can’t even get your men and women into orbit. You have to tag ride with us at cost of millions of your taxpayer’s dollars. So this is better for all; we get friendly White House, you get continued access to space. So look at bright side. Our rockets are not dropping bombs on you, they are helping you maintain a threadbare presence in space…for now. Mr. Trump may need to negotiate better deal for us though. If your Carrier company in Indiana can have millions in tax credits to help its remaining employees, why not tax credits for Russian space companies? All of them.

"Excuse me, Ma'am, you need to keep your other hand covering your groin. Trump is near.".

Trump is good for Russia and America…all say DA!.

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