Thursday, August 21, 2014

Jesus, not again


Will wonders never cease? Jesus the Christ, the 2000 year old son of god, made another unusual appearance. His timing was uncanny, on Good Friday 2014 no less. This time he revealed himself on a pancake in California. Never mind the biblical stories about him coming in a cloud in all his glory to save us from ourselves in the end days. He’s convincing the gullible that he is real, not by showing himself bodily, but by making fleeting appearances in random places that have no bearing on his divinity.
          Karen Hendrickson, the manager of the Cowgirl CafĂ© in Norco, California claims that a face that looks like his appeared on (as in not baked or burned into) a pancake the day after she had prayed to God to watch over the restaurant. The breakfast order had been dished up and a waitress was taking it to the table when she saw the likeness on the flapjack and showed it to Karen. God apparently was busy when the prayer first arrived, or saw no need for an immediate response, as He waited until the following day to grant her request. But then, on the anniversary of His son's death, He made Jesus' image manifest on an edible surface in order for His son to keep an eye on things. And it did vaguely have facial features with a head of hair and a beard, which is to say it also looked like Jerry Garcia, Ulysses S. Grant and Charles Manson.
                How often does Jesus' face appear, and where? Here’s a small selection from just the past five years.

Is this rust spot on a pipe the face of Jesus, or the iron man on Queen's News of the World album?


He’s also appeared on a tortilla in Guadalupe, Mexico, on a tree in Jacksonville, Fl., and even in a splatter of bird crap on a car windshield in Brooklyn, Ohio.


             Let’s see if YOU can find Him in this picture.

 Look closely;



Jesus...he's everywhere!

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